Autobiographical Nonsense: Blurbs on Life

This is the definitive
And authorized biography
Of Man.
No doubt it will be
(Much to your displeasure)
Less action-packed
(Than the works of
Well-established authors);
Supplying a mass
Of relevant detail
On the life of Man
Whose unity endures
In the face of Choices,
Decisions, Desires
(Notwithstanding ample
Tears of Laughter,
Of Joy, impending disaster,
Multiple meanings
In individual words &
phrases within
lines of life.)
Enjoy the read.
Shed a tear,
Or crack a smile.
It will most certainly be
The last thing you'll ever read.

E.